This is a public service announcement for all criminals in the Roanoke Virginia area:
In keeping with federal OSHA standards which guarantee a Safe and Healthful work environment, the following information is provided:
Mr. Christian J. Trejbal, currently employed by the Roanoke Times, who resides at 675 School Lane, Christiansburg, VA 24073, does not condone the owning of firearms for self defense.
In light of the fact that he holds gun ownership in contempt and does not regard firearms as a valid tool for self-defense, it is logical to conclude that his home is firearm free and, therefore, will provide a Safe and Healthful work environment for criminals in the Roanoke, VA area.
This concludes this public service announcement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.