Arguing couple does no damage with Cheetos:

According to Roddy’s report, the pair became “involved in a verbal
altercation” with each other “at which time Cheetos potato chips were used in
the assault.”

“There was evidence of the assault,” the report read, “however no
physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be
determined.”

Both Taylor and Childers were charged by Roddy with domestic assault.
Both posted a bond of $2,500 and will appear in Bedford County General Sessions
Court on July 15.

It’s a good thing we have “reasonable gun laws” to protect society by preventing such dangerous people from owning effective tools of self defense.

BTW: Apparently, the Police and the press know as little about assault snack foods as they do about “assault weapons”. The last time I checked, Cheetos are not “potato chips”.