Letter to Barbara "Ma’am" Boxer

Not from me, from a constituent of hers. I’ve posted something of his once before. It was forwarded to me by my good friend CB, via e-mail. Seth REALLY needs to start blogging.

Dear Ms. Boxer:

Thank you for today’s email advising me that 20% of my income is too much for me to spend on health care. Thanks also for letting me know that similarly situated citizens of other advanced nations spend no more than 10% of their income on health care.

I value your expertise. If you would, therefore, please let me know how much I should spend on other lines of my budget. In particular, what percentage of my income should I spend on:

1. Veterinary care;
2. Gifts for relatives;
3. Clothing;
4. Food to be cooked at home;
5. Food eaten at restaurants;
6. Computers, software, and internet-service-providers;
7. Vacations;
8. Furniture; and
9. Rent.

If you would, please let me know how many hours I should exercise each week and what television programs I should watch.

Finally, if you have the time, please come to my home and advise what color I should paint the interior. And, if you would, please wash my dishes.

Cordially,

Seth

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