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This just in: Central American Governments run by kindergartners.

The Liberty Torch is a symbol of Central America’s independence from Spain in 1821, and is normally passed across the countries of Central America this time of year. The passing of the torch this year, however, will skip the inclusion of Honduras.

“If Honduras won’t do what WE want, we just won’t play with them…that’ll teach those poopy-heads.”


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